JVP and bull shit

One of the promises the JVP and their alliance the UPFA gave to come to power was that they would give the fertilizer subsidies back to the farmers. But after coming to power, I saw on TV, the minister of agriculture Mr. (Comrade) Anura Dissanayake of the JVP emphasizing the virtues of organic fertilizer. He said that using organic fertilizer instead of chemicals is healthy and would prevent the flow of money to foreign fertilizer companies. He is now telling this to the poor farmers who voted for them believing that the new government under the JVP and SLFP would give them money to buy fertilizer. This may be because now the JVP realizes how much money the government has to spend on fertilizer subsidies. Now the JVP is saying who needs chemicals when we have cow dung. Well, the farmers can now use the bull shit the JVP gave them on their fields. Well done Comrades.